GET SOL
Load your wallet with SOL. Phantom, Solflare, whatever — just be quick.
STILL
WAITING.
WAITING.
00:00:01PATIENCE REMAINING
ORIGINAL
GOOSE
GOOSE
TICKER$GOOSE
CHAINSOLANA
SPECIESIMPATIENT
VIBEWEN?
01 / THE LORE
WHY IS HE
WAITING?
Nobody knows. Nobody dares ask. One thing is certain: he has been waiting long enough.
FIG. 001 — SUBJECT APPEARS AGITATEDFirst he waited for the chair.
Then he waited for the cycle.
Now he's waiting for billions to honk.
“HOW LONG— $GOOSE, APPROXIMATELY 4 SECONDS IN
DOES THIS TAKE?”
02 / DON'T KEEP HIM WAITING
GET GOOSE.
QUICKLY.
FIND GOOSE
Use the official CA. Check the first and last letters. Don't buy a fake bird.
HONK
Swap for $GOOSE, join the flock, and immediately ask why it hasn't mooned yet.
03 / GOOSE CATALOG
THE GOOSE
CATALOG.
Official flock photos and videos. Click any item to view the original, or download it immediately.
MORE GOOSE IN THE COMMUNITY ↗
HE IS LITERALLY STILL WAITINGSTOP READING.
BUYSTOP READING.
START HONKING.
$GOOSE ↗